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Be Careful In Berlin

I was reading the news this morning and there were two stories about people in Germany. In both cases, some lost a body part, and someone was drunk. Read on...

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Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

*****And onto the next crazy German story*****

Man Bites Off Girlfriend's Nose but Keeps Her Love

BERLIN (Reuters) - A woman in Germany says she still loves her boyfriend even though he bit her nose right off.

Judge Beatrix Homann said on Thursday her court in the western city of Hanover had sentenced the 26-year-old man to 18 months in jail for the assault, but that his partner, 50, had forgiven him.

"I still love this man," the judge quoted the woman, who has had six operations to build a synthetic nose, as saying at the hearing on Tuesday.

"He was just drunk," Homann told Reuters.

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And with that, I wish you all a good weekend!