A Day In The Life Of A Cat

Little bit of this....little bit of that....

Fact: Honey as natural anti-bacterial properties that ancient civilizations used as teatment for wounds. Don't ask me how they figured this out.

Related fact: Urine is sanitary. It is recommended by survivalists to urinate on a wound rather than rinse it with stream water. This does not hold true if you are suffering from a bladder infection.
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An MIT student was crossing the road late one night on his way home from the library when he heard a tiny voice. On the ground was a frog. Sleep deprived, he thought he was just hearing things and continued on his way. Then, he heard the voice say, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into the beautiful princess." Amazed, the student walked over and put the frog in his pocket.

When he got home he put the frog in a shoe box and went back to his studies. From inside the box he heard the frogs muffled voice say, "Hey, did you hear me tell you that if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess?!" He lifted the lid of the box and smiled at the frog, then closed it.

The frog cried out again from inside the box. "Maybe you don't understand. If you KISS ME, I'll turn into a princess, and stay with you for as long as you want!!"

The student lifted the lid again and smiled. Then replaced the lid.

Hey! What's the matter with you? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess and that I'll stay with you forever! Why won't you kiss me!?"

The student lifted the lid again and said, "Look, I'm an engineering student. I don't have time for a girlfriend ~ but a talking frog is cool."
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