A Day In The Life Of A Cat

A Year Ago....

.....on January 27th.....someone tried something new.

Since none of you answered the question from Tuesday correctly, I've rephrased it to give you a hint.

See if you know it now.

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Any of you watch 60 Minutes? I love Andy Rooney. He did this bit on Michael Jackson a long time ago where he read the words to the song "Bad". It was hysterical because of the way he did it.

Anyway, here are some other Andy Rooney bits :)

Andy Rooney on Monica

Can you believe it? Monica turned 28 this week.

It seems like only yesterday that she was crawling round the White House on her hands and knees.

(Isn't it funny that everyone knows what Monica he's talking about right from the beginning?)

Andy Rooney on Vegetarians

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning "lousy hunter".

Andy Rooney on Prisoners

Did you know that it costs forty thousand dollars a year to house each prisoner? Jeez, for forty thousand bucks apiece I'll take a few prisoners into my house. I live in Los Angeles. I already have bars on the windows. I don't think we should give free room and board to criminals. I think they should have to run twelve hours a day on a treadmill and generate electricity. And, if they don't want to run, they can rest in the chair that's hooked up to the generator.

Andy Rooney on Fabric Softeners

My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing, then saying under their breath, "Married!" and walking away. Fabric softeners are how our wives mark their territory. We can take off the ring. But, it's hard to get that April Fresh scent out of your clothes.

Andy Rooney on morning differences

Men and women are different in the morning. We men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve.

Andy Rooney on Grandmas

My grandmother had a bumper sticker on her car that said, 'Sexy Senior Citizen.' You don't want to think of your grandmother that way, do you? Out entering wet shawl contests. Makes you wonder where she got that dollar she gave you for your birthday.

Andy Rooney on answering machines

Did you ever hear one of these corny positive messages on someone's answering machine? "Hi, it's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is: "Share the love." BEEP

"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling....Speaking of being positive, your test results are back. Stop sharing the love.."

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Have a nice weekend!