A Day In The Life Of A Cat

If Only I Had A Brain....

Jessica Simpson is to star opposite Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville in her first major screen role as Daisy Duke in a big screen version of 'The Dukes of Hazzard'.

Rolling eyes here.

This girl just bugs me. Her brain must be the size of a pea. And honestly, I don't see what it is about her that has guys swooning. She isn't unattractive, but I think there are better looking celebrities out there who are intelligent. Just as soon as she opens her mouth and says something, she gets a lot less attractive in my eyes. Oh well, we all see people in different ways I guess.

As long as I'm talking about unattractive people with little gray matter, I'll mention Tommy Lee. I don't really even need to say very much because this satement from him really says it all.

An excerpt from the book "Tommyland" ~ Tommy talks about the superiority of foursomes over threesomes.

(Please note I've edited out some of his...er, um....slang and used more appropriate wording)

"There are only so many things you can all do together and there are a few lovely things you can do to both of them at the same time and them to you. But when it comes time for [sexual relations], unless there's something out there that I don't know about, you've only got one [sex organ] so there's always someone waiting. The thing to do is have foursomes. Three chicks and just you. If you have three chicks as into one another as they are into you, you can [have sexual relations with] one and watch the other two go at it, which adds to the overall horniness. I may increase the number of girls, but I'll never be with fewer than three."

Well, I think we'll all live much fuller lives now that we have this information.....right?

Shakes head and sighs.