A Day In The Life Of A Cat

Pet Peeve

Ugh, I'm about to post about my underwear on the internet.

*sighs*

Never thought I'd see the day.

Alright, so I have this pet peeve about girls and their underwear showing. It is so tacky. I don't care if it's fashion, some things just should not be seen. I know that sometimes it hard because the low rise pants that are in style today don't make it easy on us.

Now we're getting to the real story.

Monday I wore a pair of new pants that sit just below the waist. When I sat down at my desk, I could feel the small of my back was very exposed. I'm real cautious about this. So I hike my pants up but I can feel my underwear are showing...maybe a half inch or so. Not too much can be done about it at this point. I make a mental note to wear my ultra low rise underwear with these pants in the future and feel okay about it since the chair is hiding my problem. I finish my day and get on the shuttle to go home. When I sit down....uh oh. Humm. Can't very well be obvious and hike my pants up right in front of everyone. Humm. That morning when I rode the shuttle, I had to stand, so it wasn't an issue....but now...humm. Okay, I think to myself....it's cool. It's just a bunch of kids on the shuttle and 90% of them are flashing us 3 inches of their underwear, so it's not that big of a deal. And the only time anyone will see is as I stand up to get off the shuttle....and who will be looking during that 2 second period, right?

Minutes later I found out who'd be looking.

The seat next to me was open but the shuttle was getting full so I knew someone would end up sitting there. Just then I see a guy I work with get on.....oh God no....he sat next to me. I lowered my head so he would not see my face and then turned my head looking left....he was on my right. So far he had no idea he knew me. Now I have been riding the shuttle for 3 years and I can only think of 3 other times I saw someone I knew. So that's once a year I see someone. And of course the day I'm flashing my underwear is the one day of the year I see someone.

I swear....this kind of crap always happens to me.

Out of pure determination I manage to make it all the way to my stop without him seeing my face. I can't be sure he didn't know it was me, but I really think he would have said hello if he did. The shuttle comes to a stop and I have to get up and get off. Taking a deep breath, I stand up faster than I ever have in history and dart off the shuttle. As soon as I am out of the shuttle, I hike my pants up and curse them.

I'm also avoiding that guy for the next month.