A Day In The Life Of A Cat

My first day as a blogger cat . *smile*

Today I entered to win the 2003 dream house from hgtv.com. It's in Florida tho. If I won, I'd have to leave the Golden State and go to....hummm, I wonder what they call Florida? The Orange state? Doesn't sound very aPEELing. *Laugh* You should know now that I make really bad jokes that I think are really funny. I crack myself up on a regular basis!!

Speaking of laughing, here's one of my very favorite jokes.

These 3 strings go into a pub. One of the strings tells the other two to go get a table and he'll get the beer. He walks up to the bar and tells the bartender to give him a pitcher of beer and 3 glasses for him and his buddies.

"We don't serve strings," the bartender tells him firmly.
"Oh...," the string said sadly.

The string walks back to where his buddies are and reports the bad news - "They don't serve strings."

"Wait, wait, wait! *I'll* get the beer!" One of them says getting up.

The second string goes up to the bar and tells the bartender to give him a pitcher of beer and 3 glasses for him and his buddies.

"Look, I just told your friend we don't serve strings!!" the bartender said, getting mad.
"Oh...," the string says timidly and returns to the table.
"Yeah, he's right, they don't serve strings here," he tells them.

The third string rolls his eyes at the other two, "I'll get the beer," he tells them as if it's the easiest thing in the world to do. He gets up and ties himself in a knot. Then he takes a comb out of his pocket and begins to fray himself at the ends. He then walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a pitcher of beer and 3 glasses for him and his buddies. As the bartender is dispensing beer into a pitcher for the string, he looks over and gives him an inquisitive look.

"Hey, you wouldn't happen to be one of them strings, would you?" the bartender asks.
The string smiles and shakes his head.
"Nope, frayed knot..." the string answers.

Gotta love that joke. Bye for now :)