A Day In The Life Of A Cat

Today it's all about Men :)

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Why Guys Have All The Luck
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A guy's butt is never a factor in a job interview.
A guy's last name stays put.
A guy's orgasms are real. Always.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
He doesn't have to curl up next to a hairy butt every night.
Chocolate is just another snack.
He can wear a white shirt to a water park.
Foreplay is optional.
Car mechanics tell him the truth.
He doesn't give a rat's ass if someone notices his new haircut.
Hot wax never comes near his pubic area.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding Dress $2,000; Tux rental $200.
If he retains water, it's in a canteen.
Porn movies are designed with him in mind.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: "So, notice anything different?"
One mood ... all of the time.

MEN ARE LIKE...Coffee, the best ones are rich, warm and can keep you up all night long.
MEN ARE LIKE...Chocolate Bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
MEN ARE LIKE...Cement, after getting laid they take a long time to get hard.
MEN ARE LIKE...Parking Spots, the good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.
MEN ARE LIKE...Snow Storms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches youll get or how long they will last.

And for the ladies.....you just have to love him.
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