A Day In The Life Of A Cat

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First, at 3am, we hear devil cat (Calvin ~ for those who don't know the devil cat) go plowing down the hall at top speed....then there was a crash. Greg goes out to find the laptop sitting precariously on one of the kitchen chairs. He had somehow managed to knock it off the kitchen table. I have no idea what he did....but he is lucky it wasn't in pieces on the floor. He'd be at kitty auschwitz right now if had been. Then, at 7am, the stove caught on fire. I'm takin' flames people. Thank God I had baking soda to put it out. Then, at 8:15am, I dropped my freshly washed pink sweater on the muddy patio floor....had to find something else to wear. Then, at 8:35, it took me 30 minutes to locate my car keys.

What else will happen today??