A Day In The Life Of A Cat

Blonde Joke

Three women - one German, one Japanese and a blonde were sitting in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

The German woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The two other women looked questioningly at her.

"That was my pager," she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

A few minutes later, a phone rang. The Japanese woman lifted her palm to her ear.

When she finished, she explained. "That was my cell phone. It's been implanted in my hand."

The blonde woman felt decidedly low tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. Stepping out of the sauna, she went to the bathroom. When she returned, she dropped her towel to show she had a piece of toilet paper hanging from her behind.

The German and Japanese woman raised their eyebrows at her.

"Lord thunderin', will you look at that. I'm gettin' a fax!"