A Day In The Life Of A Cat

Expired

Did you know those little packets of ketchup you get from fast food places go bad? I had no idea....thought ketchup was like the food they give to astronaut...lasts forever. Well it dosen't. Today I brought leftover pot roast for lunch and when I opened my ketchup packet and squirted it all over the top of my pot roast....it was BROWN. For a minute I thought I had mistakenly put BBQ sauce on it. But no...it was expired ketchup...rotten ketchup. And of course I squirted it on the top of the meat rather than next to it for dipping. Had to rinse the ketchup off with water....sorta rinsed away some of that good pot roast flavor, too.

Lunch kinda sucked today.
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
--- Unknown

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